Rancho Texas Lanzarote

If its fun, dance, music and laughter you´re after then step into the Wild West, an all inclusive experience packed with entertainment from start to finish.

Now folks, lets tell you exactly what happens: No matter how you arrive at the ranch, whether it be by bus, taxi, car (or stagecoach) join in the fun with our cowboys and Indians who will meet you on horseback.

Be warned our “Long Ranger” (yep long not lone) is one mighty big fella!!! However also be prepared for “Crazy Horse”, he´s been known to take a scalp or two!!! Escape from those two and you face “Billy Bobs” hold up. You will need to know the password to keep him happy, so a “Yeehaa” will see you safely into the ranch.Hand in your tickets to the voluptuous “Lusty Lil” who along with “Calamity Jane” will see you to your seats. (But be aware gentlemen they have been known to steal a kiss or two whilst taking your tickets).

Free flowing beer, sangria and soft drinks await you, served by the cowboys, cowgirls and Indians. If you need more booze just yell out the password (Yeehaa).Yep as long as you stay Yeehaain´ we stay refilling all night long. Now´s also a good time, if you forgot your stetson etc to visit our great little souvenir shop.

And now the fun really begins, a comedy spot not to be missed as Billy Bob and the Long Ranger take each other on, but who will win? Then fun for all ages with the cowboys, but ladies beware our boys love a short skirt. Time to enjoy our delicious eat as much as you like BBQ buffet. Succulent chicken, ribs, jacket potatoes, salads, sauces and ice cream for dessert. For little cowboys and cowgirls who prefer, we also have chicken nuggets and chips.

PRICE
Adult: €40.00 pp
Child: €22.00 pp (up to 12)
DEPOSIT TO RESERVE
Adult: €9.00 pp
Child: €4.40 pp (up to 12)

(TRANSPORT FOR THIS EXCURSION IS €7 PER PERSON PAID DIRECTLY ON THE DAY)